Monday, February 2, 2009

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

My husband was NOT out of town all last week....leaving me to rip my hair out lovingly care for our children alone.

I did NOT consume more wine than I normally would in his absence and damn near burn my retinas out playing Wii every night. The reason I did NOT do this is because in his absence the best use of my time clearly would have been to do something productive like clean or organize something. So no way would you have found me every night from about 8-11 playing Wii. Not me.

Speaking of the Wii. I did NOT have to reprimand my son for telling someone to "get out of my way jackass" while playing Mario Kart. If this HAD happened I would have to blame Joe because he is the one who would be prone to using such language in the car......NOT ME.

I did NOT fashion my own snuggie at work on Monday by cutting 2 holes in a cheap fleece blanket. I then did NOT proceed to do the same thing for my friend next to me. I did NOT then wear said "snuggie" for most of the day at work.

I did NOT leave for the night within one hour of my husband coming home from his work trip on Sat. What kind of mother would I be if I could not even spend an entire week alone with my children and not want to leave the house?

The reason I did NOT leave the house on Sat.....had nothing to do with a 2 year old's birthday party complete with Tumblebus fun......because if I had gone to Cleveland for the night....and NOT taken my kids to said birthday party that would just be wrong.

I did NOT go see Twilight again with the mommy of the above 2 year old while NOT on my night of escape.
I did NOT buy New Kids on the Block tickets with BFF Liz and BFF Jess thus realizing a dream of mine 20 years later.....

And finally.....to top off my week......I did NOT try and park my car in the living room upon my return from Cleveland last night. I did NOT destroy my husband's bumper and 2 trashcans in the process. Of course my husband was not at ALL pissed off at me and did NOT pretty much flip his shit when he opened the door of the house. If this HAD happened I would have a good excuse and I certainly would NOT have freaked out and say that I think I hit the gas pedal instead of the brake. I'm a WAY better driver then that which is indicated in the fact that this was NOT my 2nd issue in my husband's car.......

This week HAS to be better......right??


25 people fed my need for attention:

Amanda

I had more to say, but was so distracted by all the cussing...

I pray you have a blessed day with your family.

Wayne

Some great not me's there. I llike the one where you cut the two holes in the blanket thing.

I was also wondering if you would like to take part in tribute tuesday a blgo on my page it is a chance to pay tribute to some one who lights up your life. it has a mr linky so the world can see your tribute to a wonderful person.

Keyona

Too funny. Maybe you should stay away from his cars! :o)

Cammie

all the cussing? ummmm. okay

Shalee- Be Speechless

I love reading your Not Me Monday Posts. They make me laugh so hard. :D

I don't do enough for one of these.. haha I work 6 days a week.. yeah..

Mommy of M's

I got NKOTB tix too!!

I mean I DID NOT get NKOTB Tix. I also DID NOT get Disney on Ice tix.

Leah

Boy, if you had done all these things, you would have been a busy mommy

Bee and Rose

Cammie...I DID NOT LMAO reading your post. I DID NOT find this absolutely hilarious as usual. I DID NOT feel so much better about my week after reading about yours!

You give me the best giggles!
Oh...have you opened your "Snuggies by Cammie" shop on Etsy yet?

Heather

I love these posts. I don't know why I didn't do one today.

Oh, yeah, I do. I was mourning the Steelers' victory last night.

I'm sure your week will be better. You have Snuggies to keep you nice and warm, and your hubby is back in town...

What could be better? :)

Kristina P.

Where is the picture of said fake Snuggie? I took mine with me on the road this weekend. It totally came in handy in the car.

rychelle

i, also, am NOT addicted to the wii!

Aileigh

Wow, what a week! I laughed out loud at the Mario Kart! My hubby has been addicted to it since we got it Saturday! BTW, I got a Canon 40D... the same as Mckmama! Hehe! :) Loved your not me's! My hubby would have KILLED me! Seriously, all excuses aside! His truck is his baby! He loves it more than me!

Jenny and the Princess Peonies

ROTFL

That's all I got.

kel

you jerk! you're going to see New Kids??? I am so jealous!! (can you tell?)

Janna

NKOTB Rules! Hope your Monday is going well!

E

OH boy! Almost made a new entrance into your house, huh? I'm surprised you're still ALLOWED to blog! ha ha ha

Glad you're okay, the house is okay and the car will survive, right?

Great Not Me's!

Drama queens mum

The snuggie sounds cute. You should post some pics of you in it. haha.

Melissa

Yeah, I wanna see this homemade snuggie myself!

Tell Joe to stuff it and be thankful you didn't park the car in front of the TV which would obviously block the view and his inability to play the WII :P

My Side of the Story!

LOL!!! Those are great!

Yaya

Hahaha...MUST see pics of your homemade snuggie!

Hey Mama where's my...

Can I order my snuggie from you lol~ Great list, happy Monday!

jineen

hi cammie:) ok so i have been reading a few more of your posts to try and catch up from the beginning, anyway so far i am IN LOVE with the story of the queen and the dragon, and i have a tattoo on each foot and i LOVE them. I do not regret them in the least and my feet look super cute every day even if the toenail polish needs a touchup! also i am addicted to super mario brothers and though i can no longer play it due to the fact i have neither the game nor the equipment to play it on, if i did, i fear my not me mondays would begin to be true! i love your blogging skills and ummmm someones upset about cussing? i thought you said your mom didnt read your blog? lol

The Wife O Riley

What friggin' cussing?? Jackass? You said you didn't say it!

Elisabeth

Great list! Happy Monday! Thanks for visiting and commenting on my blog!

Megan

LOL I think I need to see this Snuggie, too.

To make Joe feel better, tell him you didn't actually park IN the house, just nearly...see, the silver lining... :0P

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