Thursday, February 12, 2009

Sucks to be HER daddy.....

Oh my. I fear that Joe we are going to have our hands full with this hot mess. Let me preface this story by saying that I did not grow up living with my father. My parents divorced when I was about 2 and I never had to deal with the drama of a dad sitting your boyfriend down and having the "be good to my daughter or I will kill you" chat. In fact my dad did not even live in the same state so I could have been dating Charles Manson and not only would he have not known but there was not much he could do about it.

Fast forward 20 years and I have given birth to myself. Joe just told me a few days ago that our daughter is just like me. No patience, demanding and mouthy. In other words, she is perfect.

Imagine his horror when Mallory decided that her new favorite thing to do this week is take her pants off and shake her butt. Not only does she enjoy doing this but she enjoys TELLING you she is doing this. She also prefers to do it to her in "hey daddy, watch, I'm shaking my my butt"

I wish I could get this on video but I am not interested in getting arrested so you will just have to use your imagination here. Imagine 23 pounds of little girl bending her knees and looking like she is doing the chicken dance.

Joe tries so hard not to laugh but you really can't help it it is just THAT funny. Last night may have been the best rendition of dance party USA yet. On our way up to bed (she already has no pants on because we have to put a pull up on her for bedtime and they are in her room) our little Pussy Cat Doll stopped, put her hands on the wall shook her butt in the direction of her daddy and said "Look daddy.....I'm shakin my butt" That's right baby girl. Drop it like it's hot.

I try to make fun of him be helpful in situations that stress my husband out so I just said "aww, look honey.....just like her mommy was doing at that bar in Philly over the weekend.....only I had my pants on"

I fear for her future boyfriends.

26 people fed my need for attention:


lol...that is so funny!! I have a 9 year old that i am aftrais i will have to tie down until she is about 18!! lol


You always make me laugh! Drop it like its hot! :) RMFAO!

Shalee- Be Speechless

That made me laugh so hard! One of my co-workers little boys does that all the time!


This is hilarious. You always make me laugh Cammie!


Oh man! You have your hands FULL for SURE! She's stinkin' cute the eyes in that last picture!

Jim Brochowski

Sir Mix-A-Lot is now stuck in my head.

This is only funny because it's not my daughter. I don't own a gun, but I need to find a friend who can loan me one and teach me to clean it while I'm having that "talk" with those young men.

A that being said - OMG - this is too too funny.

Thanks for sharing.

Kelly Syferd

Too funny. I heart M. Baby got back!

Kristina P.

Maybe you can have her do a Beyonce video!


This is the funniest thing I have read all week!

Wait until she comes home from school and knows every word to flo-ridars "low" my hubby absolutely loved that....yea right!



Especially the part about her mommy doing it this past weekend.


Girl, I knew you had a good time :)

Jenny and the Princess Peonies

Cammie! You better scrap that!

You won a little gifty for your correct answers yesterday. Send me your info.


I think it's adorable and clearly she loves the reaction she's getting! lol

Bee and Rose

I actually spit my coffee out laughing! I keep hearing Beyonce's "Single Ladies"!

(sorry I didn't get over here to inform you of the huggy caveman tween is sick and you know the male species are when they are sick...high maintenance!)

Oh..I'm a Katharine Hepburn....


OH my word, you all are in for it!


Hahhaha She's hilarious!!

Mommy of M's

Give her 16 years, she'll be dancing on a bar at a frat party! I mean, I heard that's what those sorority girls do!

You crack me up!

The Wife O Riley

Yep, he's got his hands full! Maybe you should stop trying to potty train her, that would put a damper on her future dating.


Oh My Gosh!!!!

PS Her eyes are beautiful!

America's Next Top Mommy

The other day my 6 year old daughter went to hug and kiss my husband and after a quick hug she started to kiss him...on the NECK!

He jumped back in horror and then he ran screaming to the bathroom where he proceeded to wash his entire body with clorox. And then he sat in a dark corner and rocked back and forth until I offered him some vodka.


i can just picture her batting those big blue eyes and getting just what she wants every time.

Alexis AKA MOM

OMG I was laughing out load at this one. That is too funny. She sounds just like me, yup PERFECT :). I love it!


I so feel your pain...our youngest is just like that. Her fave tune to "dance" to is "Baby Got Low" by FloRida. Scary, I know. I told my hubby to start building the cage now.

BTW...thanks for the comment on Mommedy! Sweet of you!


LOL! Too funny. I can just see it!

She and Abigail may both stress their daddies...only Abigail seems to prefer "Slow Jams" - with the exception of that Aqua song, "Barbie". *hangs head in shame*. loL!


I am new 'round abouts but I gotta say, that is truly cute. Only I would have issues. with this. I don't want to tell you 'cause you don't know me but lets just say...I would be want'in to pinch me some cute muffins.

And that is all I am saying.

Bee and Rose told me to come over and say hello. But I will just have to come back on Monday to see your fantabulous 100th post.


OMG...she's too freakin cute!


First of all, that is hysterical about her dancing like that. Too funny!!

Secondly...I adore the name Mallory ever since I was a kid growing up watching Family Ties

Thirdly...Mallory has gorgeous big blue eyes. You are right...her Daddy is going to have his hands full. LOL!

Glad to find your blog! BTW, I have a cousin Cammy (spelled different than yours). I never knew anyone else with the name besides her.

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