Monday, January 19, 2009

Not Me Monday

Another Monday, another installment of NOT ME MONDAY hosted by MckMama

Here are a few things that I certainly did NOT do

I did NOT go to the gym one time last week, get all excited about working out, and then not go back for the rest of the week.

I did NOT leave my kids locked in the car on the side of the road to run into the house quickly. The reason I did NOT do this had nothing to do with the snow on the driveway and since I did NOT do this I also did NOT almost fall on my ass about 15 times. Nope, not me.

There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that I gave my child Motrin and sent her to school when she had a slight fever on Wed. Not me....that would be totally irresponsible and just wrong

I did NOT find out later that day that said child had strep. Mother of the Year once again.

I did NOT eat only a can of low fat soup on Thursday to save up my calories to drink Thursday night with my friends.

I did NOT tell Joe not to yell at the dog when she crapped in the house....it is 200 below zero out and she is shorter than the snow is hi......I also did NOT ask him if he would like to crap outside in this weather.


I did NOT hear the following sentence out of my son's mouth. "Mommy, I love you even though you have big thighs"

I did NOT start potty training boot camp with my daughter this weekend. Because if I had then I would have had to clean up my kitchen floor after she peed on it and told me she was "berry berry done going potty"

I did NOT realize that doing NOT ME MONDAY is WAY easier if you do it all week long in a draft post instead of trying to remember all this on Monday.

33 people fed my need for attention:

kel

I love not me mondays!! you're right.. I should do a draft all week!awesome idea!!

Sarah

Lol! Good luck with the boot camp (you brave, brave woman!)

Laura

We have so much in common! I totally understand about the whole "fasting" to enjoy things later. Even though I fell off the wagon Saturday night, I starved myself all day so that I could "enjoy." The diet experts say not to do that, but sometimes, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Alicia

That's a good idea about drafting all week long. I was kind of stuck on mine this week knowing I had way more! You "Not Me" about your hubby crapping outside is just hilarious!!

Following Him

Love your NMM! I did not have fever on Friday morning, take Tylenol, then go to college...nope I am more responsible than that!
Happy Monday!
~Elyse~

Hey Mama where's my...

Funny! I did the draft thing too, is that cheating? Oh well, it worked for us didn't it!! Great list, look forward to seeing more things you didn't do~

Elaine A.

Oooh, that last part is a great tip. I need to do that too!

Oh the things kids say! I'm laughing about the "thighs" comment, especially since I have a "funny" from my son in my Not Me's this week too!

Have a great day! : )

E

Ha ha ha, your NOT ME's were not fabulous! Just followed Mr.Linky over and am so glad I did. I especially love the 'Big Thighs" comment. Wow... kids. Gotta love 'em!

E

OH yea! I forgot to say that I too do my Not Mes all throughout the week so as not to 'forget' something. And I do not find myself saying "Hey, a not me" anytime something goofy happens in our house.

Melissa

How funny! I was just trying to think of a way to keep notes since I can't seem to remember and Monday's are not a day to make my brain do more than it has to!

Bee and Rose

You are the best! I love the kids on the side of the road thingy..I did this at Target...(no..didn't leave them in the car..I fell on my tushie right when I stepped out and they pointed and laughed hysterically at me until a small crowd gathered to see how long it would take me to get up...)

By the way...after checking around blogland for blog etiquette, I found out it is entirely appropriate to bestow 2 awards in one week to the same blogger. So grab your million dollar diamonds, a tiara and head on over to grab your award blingy! (I was updating my post re: this when you stopped by the first time...go back and get it, girl...you, most of all, deserve this award!)

Can't wait to read more! (What? You don't have time to entertain me all day?)

Hugs!
dawn

Kristina P.

So, I worked out on the elliptical for like 4 days, and then totally fell off the wagon. It's sitting in my damn house! I have no excuse.

I'm going to do it again tonight while watching Jack Bauer kidnap someone.

Megan

LOL Oh Pierce. You need to learn what NOT to say to women! *snicker*

I hope Mallory is feeling better.

And you're a genius! Draft form. Whodathunkit! :0P

Kami

I had to come by from Elaine's...your name! It's the same as mine! And I NEVER run across people with my name:)

And I loathe potty training. I have suffered through it twice and I don't envy you sister. Not me.

Jenny and the Princess Peonies

Oh man ... good luck with the potty training. I am not looking forward to that.

blueviolet

"Mommy, I love you even though you have big thighs" That is completely hilarious!

Jennifer

Not oly did I enjoy your NMMs, l also am enjoying your blog. :)

Melissa, Multi-Tasking Mama

My kids call the jigglies under my arms (if I had any which I don't LOL) flubber. They are so darn good for the self esteem :-) Happy NMM!

Sparkette

Berry berry done huh? Cute :) I didn't laugh a little when you fell in the snow. That would tick me off, but I would still post about it too! Have a great week!

Maki

I think I really need to try "Not Me Monday" because I never have..

Thank you so much for supporting my big day past Wednesday - I know it's been a while and I'm sorry it took me forever to get here..

I hope you're having a great week and stay in touch!

Maki
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The Wife O Riley

I did not make a list at work today of all the housework I was going to do when I go home, only to sit my fat ass in front of the computer laughing at your Not Me Monday.

Lana

I so do NOT hear you with sending a sick kid to school. I have NOT done that either. Two consecutive day in a row. Because I really thought he was better. It's a good thing that did NOT happen. Or you would have to share your "mother of the year" award with me. Or NOT. You can just NOT keep it. Or NOT. Wait. Now I'm just confused... :P

Janda

Haa there is nothing better then mother-hood!! Your a crack up!!

Patrice

LOL! These are great! I think it's pretty brilliant to write these in a draft all week! I am mentally writing this in my head all week, but I never actually write them down! I should start doing that, thanks for the tip! :)

Larry, Megan, Gavin and Rachael

I think I love you, Cammie!

Call Me Cate

Good morning, just stopping by from SITS to say hello!

Call Me Cate
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Denise

Don't you just love being a mother? You do all kinds of things you swore you would never do, or in your case "not" do them!

Dropping by from SITS.

LucieP
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LucieP

Oh my gosh you are freaking hilarious!

So did Joe have a comeback for the crapping outside thing?! Heehee

Aileigh

I figured that last one out too! ;)

Debbie

You gym experiences sound just like my attempts at exercise!

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