Not Me Monday
I did NOT wake up one day last week in the middle of the night to the sound of a cat puking on my pillow. Right next to my head. I wish I could spell the sound that was coming out of him but think plunger in a toilet. Anyways, it does not matter because it did NOT happen.
I did NOT spend an entire day at work in boots one of which was black and the other brown...and proceed to NOT notice until way late in the afternoon. If this HAD happened my excuse would be that at least they were the exact same boot....just in different colors.
I did NOT spend some time Saturday morning making a potty chart for my daughter , let Pierce color it, dig out some cool stickers and hang it up next to the toilet. Then I did NOT want to sell said daughter to gypsies when she looked at me and told me she did not want to sit on the potty and walked away.
I did NOT post what I think may be the work of a literary genius this weekend just below this post....and I am NOT whoring it out to tell you that you must go read it if you missed it.....just scroll down my friends....scroll down.
23 people fed my need for attention:
Oh, you are so right. I love not me mondays, and I love that post! You are hilarious, and very well-spoken (and well line-crossed-out-en).
Yep, that's a word. Just google it.
I have to do not me monday. It's so fun!
You crack me up!!
Also I don't think I realized that you were in Columbus, how funny!!
I'm tagging you with a Photo Tag if your interested. Details on my Blog.
eww I'm glad the 1st thing did not happen because that would be incredibly disgusting & just thinking about it makes me want to puke! Oh and the boots thing... Too funny!!
SO glad the first thing did NOT happen. Because that would have been disgusting!
:)
oh potty training...I am not ready for that!
Kso...I think I just came up with a new excuse when my man asks why I have the same shoes in two different colors...seriously!
Do you think the puppy would respond to a potty training chart?
Oh cat puke! I so glad that didn't happen!!
You so rocked the Once Upon A Time!
and your not me was great too!
Your "not me " was great, I've started a "bastardized" version of my own on Friday's and I loved, loved, loved your Once Upon a Time story - I'm not that good with the strike over's yet!! Can I be you when I grow up?
Oh, and I snagged your button - I'm all about the buttons lately!!
Wow, that cat thing makes ME want to puke!
Hilarious! The cat, the boots..... we are so made out of the same cloth. Great NOT me's. Oh, thanks for the follow cause now I know where you hide out too.
Your latest Twitter comment is cracking me up!! For some reason I'm starving today, too! Must be all the cheap Mexican food I ate last night!!
Oh those not me's are great as long as they're not happening to me!
I loved your post below, all in the land should read it!!
Happy Monday, hope your boots are the same colour today!!
Thanks for checking out my blog!! Yours is great too!!
O.K. the cat puking thing is making me gag. BELCH!!
And I don't have a 3 year old daughter that I am not trying to potty train--and she doesn't look me in the eye and tell me that going on the potty is stupid.
ewww. cat puke pillow!! god, don't ya just love pets??
Yuck about the cat in the night - what a way to wake up! Funny list of "Not Me's"
You are a genius, this and that post proves it.
Yes, "L" may have been out of my comfort zone, but I had to think HARD and that's always a good thing! Thanks for the challenge!
Cammie, it WAS genius. You aren't lyin', friend. My only hope is that you were high enough on MckMama's blogroll to get plenty of traffic. It is definitely worth creating a permalink to that post in your sidebar.
I have to tell you that I like you even more after reading this post. You spelled MckMama correctly. Many people spell it wrong, which has become a bit of a pet peeve of mine. Neurotic, I know. However, I wouldn't expect anything less from my fellow member of the Learn to Say and Spell My Name Correctly Support Group.
-Francesca
PS: Thank God for small favors. So glad that the Kate Spade bag was not injured during the goose attack.
One brown boot and one black boot. I love it.
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