Monday, January 4, 2010

This Year I Will Gain More Weight

Yep. That's right. My New Years Resolution for 2010 is to gain more weight. I'm going to get Jerry Springer Show fat. I am not going to exercise one bit and my meals will all be fried and come with a side of cheese sauce. Expect to see me being cut out of my house on the Discovery Channel later this year.



Why such an awesome goal for this year? Why not the typical "I am going to lose weight and get in shape" goal that most of us make, and that I have made damn near every year since I graduated college?



Because I am smarter than myself. That's why. Each year I make that typical lose weight/eat better BS resolution. And each year I proceed to do the exact opposite. So since my SELF is so determined to outwit myself...you following me here? This year I'm going to fool myself into losing weight and working out by telling myself that I want to get fat(ter). Genius right? I don't know why mySELF did not come up with this years ago.



I've already started my trickery. Knowing that it is my goal to gain weight I went to the gym yesterday for a swim. Today I had a 190 calorie muffin for breakfast and got my starbucks in the non fat variety. So there self.



Who is with me here people?


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15 people fed my need for attention:

Jessi

Hey, it just might work LOL!

Here's to gaining weight!

Maybe I should try this? :)

The Good Cook

Ah... the George Costanza method of weight loss! Might just work. Just in case you do want a meal or two that is light, check out my blog for low calorie, low fat recipes - I'm doing the weightloss thing too.

Kristina P.

This might be difficult to do. Haha, yeah, right.

Good luck!

Shannon

I'm not going to jinx myself by saying I'll gain more - because I will! ha!

Tiffany

LOL - I told everyone I was going to do that last year. Gain 10 pounds, avoid the gym, spend more money...

First year I actually kept all my resolutions.

Dammit!! I hope you have better luck!

Mandy @ The Party of 3

LOL! I needed this after stepping on the scale this morning!:)

Tricia McWhorter

Great idea! I'll match your cheese sauce and raise you three chips.

Martha

Love It!! We should get you geese hunting as your workout program.

Marcia

Oh well, if your plan fails, you don't .... perfect!

:) Marcia

Tooj

Ummm....in the meantime, I totally had cheese sauce on my burrito at lunch today. :)

kel

Hee heee... I love this!!!!!!

Kami

I LOVE this! Hahaha! Love it!

Anonymous

nice post. thanks.

Rosie

What a great concept! OK, so I'm going to go to McDonalds every day so I can gain 10 lbs this week!..Uh, already did that.

The Rambler

Waving hands wildly here.

I wanna get fat(ter) with you too (wink)

Miss you!!

xoxo

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