Thursday, January 22, 2009

I always knew I was a rockstar....now I have the name to prove it!

I totally stole this from Becky from the Wife of Riley. You have seen the whole "what is your stripper name" thing floating around I'm sure....well this takes it to the next level.


Feel free to play along.


To find your ROCK STAR NAME take your first pet & current car: Candy Odyssey......I see her with pink hair and a guitar....she can kick Britney's ass too.

To find your GANGSTA NAME take your favorite ice cream flavor and your favorite cookie: Cookie Dough Peanut Butter. Okay, this does NOT sound like the same of someone who could cut you....and that is just no fun. My Gansta persona would not last long.

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME? Your favorite color and favorite animal: Purple Dolphin. Ummmm don't people keep those next to their bed?

Want to know your SUPERHERO NAME? Just add the word "The" plus your 2nd favorite color, and your favorite drink: The Pink Merlot. Saving lives one bottle at a time

Your NASCAR NAME. Take the first names of your grandfathers: Stu Roger. Get R Done

If I ever go into WITNESS PROTECTION you can find me with this name. Ann Boreem

TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME? Just take your 5th grade teacher’s last name and add a major city that starts with the same letter: Pitcock Pittsburgh.....Calling for more snow today.

Of course, if you find me in witness protection I will assume it was because you were using your SPY NAME. Add your favorite season/holiday to your favorite flower: Spring Lavender....which incidentally is probably also my hooker name.

Find your CARTOON NAME by taking your favorite fruit, and an article of clothing you’re wearing right now, then add "ie" or "y": Blueberry Uggsy. Next on Noggin

Your ROCKSTAR TOUR is heading across the northeast...it's called "The" + Your fave
hobby/craft, your fave weather element + the word "Tour": The Reading Sunshine Tour...also showing on Noggin....and maybe on Yo Gabba Gabba as the Super Music Friend Show....if you are familiar with this madness

Your PORN STAR name! Take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived on: Candy Kenwell


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One more thing for today.....did you watch Idol last night? If so did you happen to catch the rather large guy named Patrick rocking out to Billy Jean? He is from my town and he is a part of a local radio station morning show. Funny story is that he used to stalk all of their appearances around town and they finally just started letting him hang out. They sent him to Idol as a joke to see if he could get on. He was shown for like 2 seconds last season but this year he got more air time. Funny thing is, he never made it to the judges...they edited it to look like he did though. He is kind of a tool but really REALLY funny to listen to.

17 people fed my need for attention:

Me (aka Danielle)

That's too funny! My rock star name would be J.T. Camry. Not too bad..My Gansta name leaves some to be desired as well. I love these sort of things..they are fun!

Dawn Parsons Smith

HAHAHA giggle giggle...

(ok..serious face now..I am using this wonderful exercise for school today...My son will love this!)

My rock star name is Lassie Durango...huh?...I guess I'm a country rock star...

Very funny post! LOVE IT!

Anonymous

LOL Those are too funny. Your detective name though, seriously....? LOL
You can totally tell you have kids and know the shows on Noggin. LOL Your names fit right in!

Jenny and the Princess Peonies

I am posting one of these tomorrow! I got it off Lula on Monday. These are to fun.

Kristina P.

The name Candy is always a good stripper name.

Lynette

I am so taking this!! These are great and I can't wait to see what my new names reveal about me!!

Kristen

This is so cute and I'm going to have to blog snatch this from you :-)

Anonymous

REALLY?? They edit it to make it look like ppl see the judges when really they don't?!?! Never knew!

Love those names, especially your superhero one!

Unknown

I feel cheated by American Idol now. If we have to sit through a horrible audition, so should the judges! Can't wait to tell my husband.

Connie

Those are all great names!

I am in the Witness Protection Program....

The Rambler

Kitty Explorer is my rockstar name....sounds more pornish don't you think? :)

WHAT. Editing American Idol?? (I kid, how else could they make Paula seem lucid?) Dang, I would have loved the judges to have seen him last night. He really did make me laugh.

Melissa

bahhhh! My rock star name is stupid and isn't worth sharing. You let me down, my friend :P

But you are definitely a "Candy"!!!!

XOXO

The Rantings of a Drama Queen's Mum

All of your names sound so cute.

Mommy of M's

Clearly, you work about as hard as I do!! You are always the first to comment!!

I didn't know they sent Patrick to Idol again this year. I have XM and haven't listened to the Zoo in ages!

The Wife O Riley

Candy Odyssey has got to be the greatest rock star name since Pink!

E @ Scottsville

I did see him on Idol! He was the one jiggling his belly all funky!

Not that I watch that silly show --- ever -- that would be silly.

Oh wait - I'm talking in NOT ME's again. WHY do I do that? I blame MckMama!

Sarah

Rockstar: Misty Jeep (not that great a name!)

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