Sunday, January 18, 2009

A letter to my Mallory age 2.5..dictated by Mommy

Dear Pierce,

I have some things that I would like to talk to you about.

First off, we need to get something straight here. What I am realizing that means is that 9 times out of 10, I'm gonna get my way. Mommy says that is not a good thing but really....I can tell most times she is way to tired to fight with me. Is she making a monster out of me? Probably. In fact.....She keeps saying that a long time ago there was ANOTHER baby that got her way a lot. We call her Aunt Lee Lee. Yeah, that did not work out so well for our Maw Maw.

So, now that you know that I am the boss let's lay some ground rules. Your toys? You will share them with me. And by share I mean give them to me when I ask for them. Even if my way of asking is screaming in your face to GIVEITTOME. Trust the end it will be easier to just give them to me rather then listen to me scream. I am loud.

Also.....your know the one with the cool bed that has a slide.....let's talk about this. I sleep in what may as well be called a cage....yeah I know, they call it a crib but really it is just a mini jail cell. So, since you have the cool bed with the slide I am going to come in your room when I want to so that I can play on it.

Speaking of sleeping arrangements. I'm not sure you even know this (and I'm not sure why I'm telling you) but most of the night I sleep with mommy and daddy. Yeah, I start out in that mini jail cell but usually around midnight when you are fast asleep I make up and flip the heck out so mommy will come get me. Since she is too tired to listen to me scream all night I get to sleep with them. I kind of think it is funny that you have not caught on to this despite the fact that I am in their bed every morning when you come in.

My name is MALLORY. It has 3 syllables. It is not MAAALLLLOOOORRRYYYYYYYYYYYY which is what you are usually screaming at me. You can also call me princess.

When I want to play with will play with me. Immediately. If you don't we are right back to that screaming.

I know that I have what is probably an unhealthy obsession with Mickey Mouse. He is my BFF. This means that we WILL watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse when I want to. None of this Transformers crap. I know we have seen these episodes over and over but I don't care.

You are my big brother and I love you very very much. Keep these things in mind and we will get a long just fine.

edited by mommy...I would like you all to know that I in no way support the rotten behavior of this child.....I do my best to try and raise her NOT to be a brat. Baby steps. Stay tuned later this week when Pierce writes his response to his sister

19 people fed my need for attention:

Kristina P.

She's adorable, Cammie.

And you are a hoot!

The Wife O Riley

I had to read this to my 9 year old daughter to explain that she's not the only one with a little sister who is demanding.

Things are tough all over!


I loved this post! It made me laugh (and be thankful that I don't have two kiddos right now...I just couldn't handle it! Your daughter has got the biggest eyes I've ever seen! Love 'em!


Haha! That is just too cute! She's a darling little girl!


bawahhhhh!!!! You.... I mean Mallory is dead on!! Too funny.

Dawn Parsons Smith

That girl is so cool...she even has a tat on her arm! Rock on, Mallory!

I think I will print "the rules" and hang them on Cat's door so her big brother can get the head's up!

Tell Mallory she did a fabulous job of spelling out things for older siblings so clearly!

Too, too funny!!!!


That was so clever and fun and I pray it's not true, even though I know it is.


Hahahaha....look at that doll face!

Your kid has a bed w/ a slide???!!!!


Oh yes, the family I nanny for has 4 kids.....imagine your two plus two more....DRAMA!


What a cutie! I noticed you Disney countdown - how fun!

The Rantings of a Drama Queen's Mum

That's so cute.


Hi Cammie, thanks for popping by my blog. Glad to see yet another Twilight lover! ;)

Your letter's HILARIOUS! Mallory is such a princess! ;) Hahaha!


How adorable!


Hello lady! I just have been feeling sick..nothing else...still no positive!

Shalee- Be Speechless

that is too cute!

good idea.

You make me smile. :D


Too too funny! Can't wait for big brother's reply!


This is super cute. I can't wait to hear her brother's reply.


Hahaha You tell him Mallory!

Dawn Parsons Smith

Cammie, came back to show my son he is not alone! He thought it was hilarious!

Thanks (I mean, thank Mallory) for setting these boys straight!

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